Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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