How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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