Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Let's paint friendship bongs
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
