Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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