She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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