So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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