He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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