I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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"Daniel, for the last time, please stop drunk texting me, I am your Mom, Love You!"
don't stop man keep doing it
The orgasms are guaranteed, but for whom?
Ahhh, excellent point...
Next day: "Well two out of three isn't that bad right?"
*** 30 Seconds Later *** : Well two out of three isn't bad right?
Deal. The ride home in the morning sold me. When?
mass text
Ride home = no walk of shame. Go for it.
and this is how Arnold Schwarzenegger got caught....
so...whats your number? ;)
Can't you just *accio* that shit?
bahaha that made my day
Harry Potter fans shouldn't be allowed in public, even on the internet.
You had me at orgasm.
Consider this my RSVP lol
Yes!
@phys make the bitch walk gas isn't cheap
Who on earth gave this a bad night??!
Who are you and where in the 805 are you???
Sounds like a good night...
Why are you on tfln? Get your ass over there!
The funny thing is I got a text like this last weekend and the only promise that was kept was the ride home the next day haha
dealll
BadMitch never takes em home, www.badmitch.com
Me = jealous.
this comment isnt funny, ive heard the exact same thing on this website like 5 times
yep you are right your comment wasnt funny
Yeah 805, way to stay classy!! No wonder we are the happiest place in the nation...
I will be there at 11
And a money back guarantee too!
Me, me!!!
Sounds like he's a fat desperate loser.
yeah....who could resist that
Sounds like a good deal!
wow... that's quite the offer!
guess you responded to the wrong texter
I'm in!
That's a great deal!
Man I wish someone would offer me that! hahahahahaha :P
Alright I'm on my way lol
Oh my god oh my god this is my area code I'm game Hit a chika up!! Hehe kidding. Maybe...
And you'll get herpes in return. Fair?
Can I get a what what!!
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