You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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