the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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