so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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