it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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