...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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