i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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