I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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