Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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