Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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