I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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