they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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