I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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