it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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