you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
