Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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