Having a random hookup so left but love u
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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