what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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