She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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