Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
so let's talk penis.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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