did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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