so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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