just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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