so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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