Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My liver just had a heart attack.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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