Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Go christen that room with your naked body.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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