Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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