and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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