kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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