the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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