this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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