I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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