just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I lost the right to judge tonight
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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