'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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