I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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