69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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