I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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