Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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