So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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