the one in sc/ga got bought by the state and torn down....
now on the way to the lake i no longer have the 30 billboards in a row to let me know im close ;'(
When I got dragged to the one in NC, one of the dancers was on the pole and slipped, knocking out her two front teeth. An hour later, she was back up there dancing, minus her two teeth.
The one in GA (right at the GA/SC state line) looks SO sketchy. I went there once and made it halfway across the parking lot before my "you're probably going to get raped" alarm went off in my head.
dude, that place is GRIMY. and they sell sex toys in the back building. they totally sell lube too, like individual packets with the strippers. it's a glorified whore house.
but i still bought a Cafe Risque t-shirt:)
i went to the one in florida at 3am on a sunday night on the way to NoLa. I saw a woman with a c-section move her clit. my buddies and I promptly left after that.
tried to go into the one in SC on spring break on the way by, but it was like a $7 surcharge per person. we left cuz no one had enough money. AND they didn't even have stickers!
Unfortunately the nearby city paid some dude to purchase that place recently, then they shut it down. However, the billboards are still up for your entertainment! Yeh, I stopped in there for breakfast oce -- the tried to charge a cover at the first door and there weren't even any dancers at 5am. Glad to see the place go!!
i pass the one on 95 going to charleston...every time i do i send a text message to my aunt that says "tits in my grits". it helps her gauge where i am on the road.
Imagine a Denny's with skank-nasty naked women dancing on one wall. And worse food.
I should've insisted we drive the bachelor the full half hour to a better place.
I pass the one in florida everytime I drive to and from college! I've always wanted to stop and I'm a girl...the showers for truckers are the only thing that deter me though....dunno how close I want to be to naked truckers :/
There are a number of these places along the interstate. The strippers and probably the food are going to be hit or miss. They've never let me down on good coffee, though.
I went to the one in Florida with some friends years ago at like 3 a.m. on a Wednesday. Highlights included watching a fat naked chick windex the mirrors and having to pee in a toilet in the stripper's dressing room because there isn't a ladies room--and not in a stall in the dressing room, a toilet just chilling there in the corner with all the strippers changing. Classy!
haha i live in fayetteville, nc and pass it all the time....it was every little dixie youth baseball player's dream to go there if they won a state championship!
I met the owner a few times. He has a very nice truck that he races in samsula. He also owns a construction company. He's a cool guy gave me a cooler full of budlight
ok so i went to the one in nc with my lesbian roomate .....to prove i wasnt a homophobe LMAO....i didnt look up for the 1st 30 minutes so i just ordered food.... which turned out to be really good. and when i finally got up the nerve to loosen up and put sum $ in the strippers garter i look up and she has a HUMONGOUS pimple on her ass......
pretty sure the one in nc is still open for business, its about 20 minutes away from where i grew up, i pass it on the way home from school. been there once, that place was trashyyyy
cafe risque -- yay! though it IS definitely closed, the billboards are still up.. there's like 15 of them in a row. one says "free showers for truckers" gotta love it!
We travel from Chicago to Florida once every year or two (with our kids). How bad is it that we look forward to seeing the signs for Cafe Risque, knowing we are that much closer to Disney World.
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