Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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