Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
there is glitter all over my balls
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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