If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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